A gentle reminder… but with attitude.
This “Drink Your Effing Water” notebook is perfect for anyone who needs hydration motivation served with a little sass. With a bold, minimalist design and practical lined pages, it’s equal parts functional and funny.
Use it for journaling, notes, to-do lists, or daily reminders to take care of yourself (starting with water 💧).
✨ Why You’ll Love It
Bold, minimalist typography design
72 lined pages (may vary slightly)
A5 size (approx. 5.5" x 8.3") — perfect for bags & desks
Lightweight, flexible binding
Great mix of humor + self-care vibes
📌 Perfect For
Hydration reminders with personality
Office desks & daily planners
Friends who love sarcastic motivation
Self-care gifts & wellness baskets
Students, coworkers, or gym buddies
🎁 Makes a Great Gift For
Best friends with dry humor
Health & wellness lovers
People who forget to drink water
Birthdays, stocking stuffers, or just because
📎 Please Note
This notebook features a fixed design and saying as shown.
Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings.
Drink your Effing Water- Funny Hydration Notebook
Returns & Exchanges
We want you to love your purchase! If you’re not completely satisfied, we’re happy to help.
Returns and exchanges are accepted within 30 days of delivery. Items must be unused, unwashed, and returned in their original condition.
Please note:
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs
Original shipping fees are non-refundable
Items returned in a condition other than original may be subject to a partial refund
Once your return is received and inspected, we’ll process your refund or exchange promptly.
If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to reach out — we’re always happy to help make things right.
Shipping & Processing
Orders are typically made and shipped within 3–5 business days after purchase. Each item is created with care to ensure quality before it heads your way.
We ship using UPS or the United States Postal Service, selecting the option that is fastest and most cost-effective for your order. Shipping rates are calculated at checkout based on your location and order size.
Once your order ships, a tracking number will be provided when available so you can follow your package every step of the way.
All items are carefully packaged to help ensure they arrive safely and ready to enjoy.
